Jonathan Tropper, The Book of Joe
"I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through." J.K Rowling.
Happy Birthday, Jo! Thank you for existing and creating the amazing world all of us love and will cherish forever! (July 31st, 1965)
Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980
me: *drinks water* health god
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
That last part tho.
Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer
I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom
wrap it before you tap it, don’t be a fool, cover your tool
Best gif ever for all eternity.
That is a fucking huge raccoon
It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child
— Susan Sontag
when u take a really good selfie and u can’t believe that it’s u
One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
I ship myself with academic success and contentment
1) I care a lot. A lot. Even if I don’t like someone and they asked me to help them I probably would because I like to always hope that people are intrinsically good despite the fact that the world is constantly trying to prove me wrong.
2) I pull through. Eventually.